Techie

Holy criminy. I hired a computer tech to fix my work computer after I got the dreaded Trojan Horse Virus and he was something out of SNL. You know the IT character that Jimmy Fallon played where he would sarcastically and wryly address the poor office worker who reported a computer problem? It's funny because those people EXIST. Now my guy wasn't sarcastic or unkind to ME, but he made a lot of funny comments about people who don't know as much as he does about computers. I started writing down some of things he said. My favorite: "Yeah. The guy who brags about getting that system for cheap is like someone bragging about getting cheap condoms and hookers!" He later turned to me and said "Hey, Staci. You do know that I can figure out all of your passwords in a second, right? I'll get your bank password and then I can order the size 12 1/2 strappy sandals I've been wanting." He seemed to be joking.....but kind of not. "I can also have your facebook password in the snap of finger and then can wreak havoc all over your profile page. What fun."

My day is so much more interesting with these kinds of interactions peppered throughout.....